Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,195 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
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You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/20 (115/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/195 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Read The Story
Check The Credits
Beat The Level 1 Par Time
Beat The Level 2 Par Time
Beat The Level 3 Par Time
Beat The Level 4 Par Time
Beat The Level 5 Par Time
Medals Earned: 34/63 (190/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Pull your first piece
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks